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1. Plotted Quarrel
When you are bound to lose a quarrel,
assert that your opponents have leeks between their teeth, that would surely shut them up.
For instance: When Americans talk to you about human rights,
You allege Americans slaughtered black people;
Americans talk to you about Hong Kong,
You change subject to Black Lives Matter…
2. Plotted Politics
How to attack a politician with a conscience?
call him a racist;
How to attack a politician who loves his country?
allege that he evaded tax;
How to attack a law-abiding politician?
slam him as a womaniser;
How to attack Trump?
All of the above …
3. Plotted Diplomatic
You shall not interfere with our internal affairs, but I can infiltrate your state matters;
Agree to disagree, and I shall make you rich.
4. Plotted Translation
Tiger Yang (Yang Jiechi to Wang Yi) : wanna translate? really wanna translate?
Translator: I am here to translate …
Tiger Yang: please gather your wits comrades…
5. Plotted Attack
A doddering old Biden stumbled his way up to his personal jet.
Putin: I wish him good health…
6. Plotted “White-Lefties”
I want freedom! Hence:
Legalise abortion, legalise marijuana, misdemeaning robbery under $950, misdemeaning non-armed robbery…
Antifa, BLM, and $27 million reward for a death arising out of using counterfeit money;
nurture transgender children, legalise and promote homosexuality, stop parents from calling their daughters “daughters”, Christians refrain from greeting “Merry Christmas”…
“White-Lefties” (an ant hole) causing the collapse of a great dike …
Link to original article: G Times
(The content of the article only represents the author’s personal views)